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nhiminhi:

hunnnnie:

myzombiekoala:

linnlovegood:

michaelmidnight:

tarotdactylskittles:

timelady-of-221b:

THERe ARE CHILDREN ON HERE

TAG THE PORN PLZ

OH MY GOD SO MUCH FOOD PORN I LOVE IT

So much porn

fuck MY LIFE

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damnsebastianstan:

raihoe:

vambrace:

vambrace:

Hey there! So, you may have seen these body pillows around. You may have thought, “Wow, I sure want one of those.” Well good news! I take commissions for these cuddly lil nuggets!

THE SQUIDS:
Each squid is handmade with love from fleece, cotton, and felt, and stuffed with hypoallergenic 100% polyester filling.

SIZES:
Two sizes are available: an 8-foot body pillow, and a 4-foot cuddle buddy or travel pillow.

COLORS:
I can find just about any color, within reason. I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but the selection is great, so I can try my hardest to get the exact color you want.

UNDERSIDE PATTERNS:
Again, I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but I can find just about any pattern from paisley to polka dots in nearly any color. If you wish, you can request that I choose an underside for you based on the main color you choose.

OTHER OPTIONS:
I can fit the squids with an eye color, if you so desire. If not specified, your squid will come with traditional black and white eyes.
Also, three different highlights are available for your squid: original (photos 4 and 5), circles (photos 6 and 8), or crescent (photo 7). If not specified, your squid will come with original highlights.
Additionally, you may request the firmness of your pillow. There are three firmness options: firm, regular, or what I call squishy. If not specified, your squid will come with regular firmness.

PRICES:
Large squids are $75 (shipping not included) and small squids are $40 (shipping not included). Shipping will be $20 nationwide. International customers, I apologize. But soon hopefully there will be international shipping available!

HOW TO ORDER:
It’s easy! Just send me a message on tumblr or email me at tentacle.club@gmail.com with the following information:

Color
Underside color and pattern
Size
Shipping Information
Eye color (optional)
Eye highlight (optional)
Firmness (optional)

I will reply to your message with the email address you’ll send money to via PayPal. If you would rather send a check or money order, I will provide you with that information at your request.

OTHER INFO:
Please know that these squids are not made in a pet-free home; if you are allergic to cats please be aware that despite my efforts to keep them away from my cat, he still might have sat on the fabric while I wasn’t looking. Also note that these are made with FLEECE; if you have a fleece allergy, please do not buy these pillows. The filling of the pillows is guaranteed hypoallergenic BY THE COMPANY, NOT BY ME. If it turns out you have an allergy to the stuffing, sue them, not me. I am not responsible for any injuries that happen from your enjoyment with my pillows.

Thank you all so much for the support so far! I hope you consider purchasing one of my squids, I have a 100% satisfaction date so far. And please, spread the word!

UPDATE GUYS
I’m seriously considering doing a giveaway if this gets 1000+ notes. You COULD get a FREE SQUID
FREE SQUID
WHOA

did u say free

SIGNAL BOOST. GET SQUIDS FROM MY HELLA CUTE FRIEND JORDAN.

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clotpolearthur:

James Sirius Potter, the oldest of the Potter kids, has always had a bit of trouble with authority. With his dad’s messy hair and his mum’s brown eyes he’s a fairly even mix of both his parents, though he’s definitely got both his namesakes’ sense of mischief. He’s going to be an Auror just like his dad, not only because it’s a prestigious position, but also because it’s important. Aurors are the ones who keep the Wizarding world safe, and James can’t see himself doing anything else. He enjoys Quidditch- Captain of the house team by his sixth year- and teasing his little brother. He might be a bit of a prat sometimes but he has a good heart and he’s usually the first one to stand up for those who can’t stand up for themselves.

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fifigoggo:

live-action modern day “the lion king”
NEW YORK, 1960s. The civil rights movement reaches its crest. Mufasa, a prominent activist leader in the city, clashes against his younger brother Scar, himself a prominent leader of the mafia underground. Politics against politics, brother against brother; Mufasa dies, Scar reigns. A new law governs New York in the 70s: blood and bribery.

Idris Elba as Mufasa, Michael K. Williams as Scar, Naomie Harris as Sarabi, Jaden Smith as Young Simba, Amandla Stenberg as Young Nala (not giffed), Taraji P. Henson as Timon, Mo’Nique as Pumbaa, Chiwetel Ejiofor as Older Simba, Kerry Washington as Older Nala, John Boyega as Kovu, Zoe Kravitz as Kiara.

I would watch the jebus out of this.

Favorite fancast of all time.

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favabean05:

hacheload:

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steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

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NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

I would watch the fuck out of that.

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emmammo:

Learn how to braid your hair like the ladies in Game of Thrones.

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queenofthecute:

Cinnamon “Cinnabon” Cake!

So, it turns out that when you’re an adult, you’re allowed to cook whatever you want - no matter how much sugar goes in it - and no one can stop you. Amazing.

And yes, my whole house smells like a Cinnabon right now. I can only assume this is what the saints were imagining when they wrote about heaven.

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